Geek Pick-up lines!

Debo agradecer al Wookie Malhumorado por pasar esta info, que mucho me temo debo publicar, jajajajajaja!

Pick-up lines:

You had me at "Hello World."

You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

My 'up-time' is better than BSD.

Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.

You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.

How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.

You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

Want to see my Red Hat?

If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

You put the SPARC in my workstation.

You make my software turn into hardware!

Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com

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I'd switch to emacs for you.

What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?

No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

Nice Set of Floppies!

I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.

I'd like to play on your laptop.

Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.

If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.

I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.

I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.

Your homepage or mine?

Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel

No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.

Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean

Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Need me to unzip your files?

How about we go home and you handle my exception?

I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up

Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I'd be touching all your curves.

En Español:

Eres el .gif que anima mi vida.

Eres como el firefox que me saco del infierno explorer.

Sin ti mi vida sería como una web sin CSS.

Eres el compilador de mi codigo.

Y unos cuantos insultos del tipo your mama...geeks!!! jajajaja:

Tu madre es tan enorme que viene con sus propias barras de desplazamiento

Tu madre es tan gorda que tuvieron que inventar IPv6 para que pudiera entrar en Internet

Tu madre es tan fea que el patrón decorador no pudo arreglarlo

Tu madre es tan estúpida que todavía está buscando la tecla any

Tu madre es tan gorda que Google no ha terminado de indexarla

Tu madre es tan gorda que si intentaras subir una foto suya a alguna web, se tomaría por un ataque DoS

Tu madre es tan estúpida que pensaba que NHibernate es lo que los NOsos hacen en NInvierno

Tu madre es tan fea que Bing tuvo que empezar a filtrar sus imágenes en algunos países

Tu madre es tan gorda que la búsqueda de imágenes de Google tiene como opciones "pequeñas", "medianas", "grandes" y "el tamaño de tu madre"

Tu madre es tan gorda que necesitas enteros de 128 bits para alma